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ML's avatar

Apparently this was in an actual episode of the show. From a summary —

“[nerdface character] explains that if Indiana Jones were not in the movie the Nazis would still find the Ark of the Covenant, would still have taken it to the island, then opened it up, and all would have died.”

Setting aside all of George’s explanation, the Big Bang insult comedy hacks didn’t think “and then?” The Nazis would still have known where the Ark was last located and probably recovered it.

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George MF Washington's avatar

The worst part of the theory is that it’s lazy and played for cheap laughs… perfectly in line with the snark that passes for comedy these days

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Loren Dean's avatar

If only Indy's growth had continued.

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George MF Washington's avatar

Sadly, it did not

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George MF Washington's avatar

I don't think we agree on Jones' indispensability to Raiders, but we definitely agree that he increasingly becomes a spectator in his own movies. I wrote about The Dial of Destiny too... which I think I disliked more than you did... maybe... https://thecontinentalcongress.substack.com/p/the-era-of-the-joyless-blockbuster

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Loren Dean's avatar

I happily concede that Raiders can be read your way. I'll probably even do that in the future. As for DoD, I think your "joyless" and my "sad" are *really* close.

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George MF Washington's avatar

Agreed

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Dave Olson's avatar

So for Indy, it was all about the Arc of the Covenant?

I'll just see myself out...

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George MF Washington's avatar

oh, you...

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David Galinsky's avatar

Very well done Your Excellency.

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George MF Washington's avatar

Thanks! Using notes to promote some of my favorite essays from back in the day when I had no subscribers

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